"First of all, I'd have boobs! Aargh!"
"Girls definitly DO NOT have cooties!"
"Some people make fun of Hanson. But you know what? I don't give a rip."
"I just got finished throwing up."
"The guy stage dove and he ended up with a wedgie."
"As long as they're not making me shave my head."
Zac and Ike: "Judge us by our age not our music!NOT!"
“We’ll always be brothers, we’ll always be there for each other.”
"We're not a young band we're a band who just happens to be young"
"It would be important for someone to understand how much our music means to us. Our music comes first right now and, hopefully, forever."
"We know that the kind of success can go as fast as it comes. We all realize that. Anyone who doesn't realize that is in trouble, because they could lose touch with reality."
"We're allowed to date, but the girlfriend thing probably wouldn't be a good idea. A girl would probably not want to deal with me."
"I bite my fingernails it's very bad for a guitarist."
"Sometimes Zac's really quiet."
"Thou shalt have a frog in thy bathroom."
"I don't think we ever thought 'Oh, lets be a band' It was more just that we loved singing."
"Nobody's angels."
"We'll keep doing it no matter what."
"It's a God-given gift."
"Our Mom was saying the other day...when we go to our room at night...she says, 'Stop talking and go to sleep."
"Let's see [because of home schooling] I missed out on getting dumped by about 10 million girls, getting beat up by bullies and peer pressure."
"Music is definitely what we want to do."
"Always try different things and never be limited by one way of doing it."
"Taylor is very good at being sneaky."
"I'm a romantic fool---I always end up getting hurt."
"The cool thing about England is that they actually speak English."
"Hey, girls invented rock and roll."
"Patience… is a virtue!"
"We always have enjoyed music, and our parents thought it was cool."
"Everybody love me… I'm puff broccoli!"
"Love is a lot like a guitar. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever."

"There's a weird fact that if you dropped a penny off the Empire State Building in New York, you'd kill someone. I feel really bad 'cause I dropped a nickle off it once."
"We got up and ate breakfast. Really. Hard to believe isn't it?"
"There's three brothers that enjoy hanging out with each other who love what they're doing. That's just who we are. We're just normal guys having fun with it."
"Our parents are completely behind us and they always have been. They've always said, 'You can stop if you want to and we'll be totally behind you.' I think their best advice is, 'You have to love it.'"
"Not everyone is going to like our music. People say, 'Oh, they're just kids. they don't really play.' We do play and we write out own music, too. We beleive that our music speaks for itself."
" To the world you may be one person; to one person you make be the world."
"You are in this position that all you have to do is shake somebody's hand and you can make their day."
"It's great being friends with your brothers then you've got friends for life"
"Yes, my name is Jordan but, Taylor makes my eye's bluer."
"Some person has the key to my heart, and until that person comes to me, my heart is half open!"
"We're just here to play music and have fun doing it, so criticize us all you want."
"I tap on tables all the time, I can't stop. I like to drum all the time. My brothers keep saying 'Tay, shut up', But I can't."
"No one can unplug me! Ha ha ha!"
"We wrote a lullaby for our little brother. It woke him up."
"Zac, you'd make a cute girl."
"We're gonna get really drunk... on Dr. Pepper."
"It is the message, not the messenger."
"Girls are very inspirational. It was meant to be that way."
"We fight over things like who has the TV remote control, and it's usually Zac. No one messes with him, or he'll go crazy!"
"I wouldn't say we we're bad boys. We're just up for having a laugh."
"We don't actually have any fans; we hired all these people!"
"What did you expect us to do? Wait 20 years and then start making music?"
"I think the reason that they've stayed around so long is because they wear tight pants. Doesn't that, like, lengthen your lifespan?.....Never mind! (on the Bee Gees)"
"We have more caffeine than most adults."
"If you get nervous, you don't act like the natural you."
"I'm not a girl, but I won't pull my pants down to prove it."
"Girls can scream at us if they want. We could get used to it. Hey, we could even learn to love it."
"Zac, you are pretty fly for a white guy."
"Beep! Wrong answer! Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars."
"Bands don't lose their hearing because of the music but because of the audience."
"I'd say I loved you too, if you loved me for me."

"You can't expect success. You can only hope for it."
"We're best friend's, only bester"
"Girls are just icing on the cake, or music is like a hot dog and girls are the condiments. Life is a twinkie and girls are the sticky white stuff inside."
"Life is like toiletpaper, long and useful."
"You guys are awesome!"
"I like to bang on things."
"How can we break up? We're brothers."
"Peace, love and bulletproof marshmallows."
"I think it's probably actually that I'm so shy that I act wacky to make up."
"I love you, man!"
"We're the long-haired guys that look like girls."
"I'm the wacky one WACKY, WACKY, WACKY"
"Girls, Girls, Girls… they're soooo cute! "
"I've had this job since I was 6."
"I am truly not a painter, but I try anyway."
"A copy of a copy of a copy recorded off the Internet, put on a bad tape, and then recorded to another tape."
"When I fall in love, I will wear knee pads so that I won't hurt my knees when I drop to them to propose."
"I wanna give everyone in the world a puppy."
"Our parents forced us into this! Help us!"
"I'm the drummer I'll do whatever I want."
"I'm not that great of a drummer but everyone says I can play...so I'll take their word for it."
"I can burp and say stuff at the same time."
"We would like to clear this up, Yes we were roasting Twinkies."
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
"My voice changing causes problems?? Hmm...only to a certain extent. Some of the songs are really high...it's like 'Tay you try it now!"
"How did I know my voice was changing? Well, I woke up one morning, and I sounded like Taylor, so I screamed as loud as I could...then I woke up for real."
"It is so hot!! It's like hotness in a hot package full of hot stuff!!"