WELCOME TO THE GREAT BALD MONKEY SEARCH!
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN FIND HIM?
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO HERE IS SEARCH FOR THE GREAT BALD MONKEY BY ENTERING ROOMS OF THE SPOOKY ABANDONED HOUSE. TO ENTER A ROOM, JUST CLINK OF THE ROOM NAME AND THE GREAT INTERNET WEENIE GENIE WILL TAKE YOU THERE.
READY?
GOOD LUCK!

WHY AM I YELLING YOU SAY?
I'M NOT YELLING, I'M TALKING INTO A MEGAPHONE BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY OF YOU SEARCHING FOR THE BALD MONKEY AND IT IS REALLY, REALLY LOUD.
WHAT WAS THAT?
ARE YOU ASKING ME ANOTHER QUESTION?
GO AWAY! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!

*Freakyphreek stalks off muttering about stupid people.*


To enter the spooky abandoned house on the hill that looks amazingly like the house from Scooby Doo episodes 1 through 124, click here.