Hanson Phreek
Likes Hanson and writing down
dirty tidbits in her head.
Pokémon-Phreek FreakyPhreek
Call her Poké-Phreek, but
not when she's DOOM~Phreek...
The epitome of insanity
(don't tell her we said that.)
*Any complaints of obscene or adult material caught on this site may go to the hands of Freaky Phreek and Hanson Phreek :D
As you're taking a stroll through the woods one day, you come across a peaceful little cottage, slightly lightened by the flickering speckles of sunlight, filtering through the trees. Thinking it an oddity that such a serene, but quite obviously lived in, house would be in the depths of an old forest, you approach the small bridge, passing over a babbling brook, and gaze at the wonder. It seems to be quite an extraordinary place, made completely of wood with a large stack on the far side letting a few wisps of smoke seep slowly out. Quite a garden as well. Teeming with roses and lillies and many a sort of flowers, with a small stone path leading from the path, to the parch. A small woodland creature suddenly appears, diverting your attention, and, as though it knows just what you're thinking, scampers around the yard a bit and comes to a rest at the front door. You approach once more, this time with a bit more confidence. Avoiding stepping on the seemingly carefully attended to rose blossomings, you make it to the wooden porch and stop. The door looks much larger now, and the intricate carvings about the railing appeal to you. You look for your little woodland friend, only to see a glimpse of it, hopping off to the wilderness. Taking a deep breath, you grasp the heavy brass acorn shaped doorknocker and sound it to the thick wooden a door a few times. A dull echo rivets throughout the area, and after a few moments, the door opens sligthly. A person peeps out, at least what you can only think is a person. It stares at you with unblinking black eyes, it's brown, papery head cocks in confusion. The door closes and you can hear the sounds of innumerable locks and sliding bars being unlatched. The door opens once more and the paper-bag-headed person gestures you to follow it inside. You step through the doorway and follow the odd person down a hallway and into a grand room. A fire crackles in one corner, while more sunlight filters in through a wall-sized window, and a large inviting rug covers the planked floor. There is a small table in the center of the room, surrounded by large fluffy looking armchairs, one of which is occupied by another person, like the first, exceot for minor differences in the design of the bag on their head. They seemed to have been dozing off, but are obviously quite now aware of your presence. Another being, like the other two, is laying, stretched out comfortably on the floor amongst a few throw pillows, endulging in a magazine of some sort, and quite blatently ignoring all else in the viscinity. The one that you first encountered begins to talk...
"Lookit what I found! Can I keep it? PLEEEAAASE?" Tha Horra', tha HORRA'!
Freakyphreek's Which Doesn't Belong Game
*twitches* "No wild animals in the house."
"Let's dissect it! Please please pleeeaaase? I have a home dissection kit just for things like this!" *starts to get up* "Just let me go fnd it an-"
"Woah, look at it's face. Think it understands us?" *studies you with speculation* "...I think it....no. Could it be one of those things...um...what was it? *thinking hard* a person! Right, that's the name!"
"Yay! We've been discovered!"
*eyes you, scratches head, eyes pop COMPLETELY OUTTA THE SOCKETS AND ROLL ALL OVER THE PLACE! They stop at your feet and speculate, then roll and fly back into their rightful places." Yeah, I guess it can pass for human. Geez that stings +_-"
"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's show it around! It can be our new friend *eyes you....you think* let us show you around and offer you our hospitality ^_^"
"Would you like a cup of Tea as we go? It may sooth a few arising nerves..."
*grabs your hand* "Let's go to my room first! Then we'll go to Poke's, then Freaky's, and play a game, and THEN we can..."
As you are led down a dark hall, you suddenly remember a story from your past, something your parents told you long ago that always sent shivers down your spine and sickened your mind, even as a young child. A story of three young girls who, desperate to be differentiated from the rest of society, became lost in their own world of weirdness, and dragged others down with them. Poor innocent folk who befriended these people and then were introduced to the horrors of their secret sanctuary deep in the woods.
These woods.
"Oh no..."
to fall into the forest... Ok, you're really only number Since January 2, 2K1